Perhaps the funniest aspect of Scary Movie 5 is that there are now five Scary Movies. Sure, sure, the first Scary Movie was pretty good. The second sucked. The third was pretty good again. And who saw the fourth one? As for this fifth entry in the series…well, at least we’ll get to see Charlie Sheen get slammed in the crotch a few times.
This looks abysmal. When a movie resorts to slapstick involving pans – a type of comedy that became old in approximately 1933 – you know it’s setting the bar pretty low. What makes Scary Movie 5 even sadder is that the Wayans Brothers, who jumpstarted the Scary Movie franchise, have made A Haunted House, which comes out way before this movie, is virtually the same as this movie, and also looks way funnier than this movie.
Still, concerning both Scary Movie 5 and A Haunted House, you’d think someone would’ve tried to parody Paranormal Activity before this. I mean, Paranormal Activity already has four entries in the series. To attempt such a lampooning now seems trivial.
I give Scary Movie 5 one star, entirely based on the hunch this movie will be scarier than it will be funny.
Also Inception is not a scary movie.